Pick a Sign Quote

This page lists just some of the hundreds of quotes we have done for signs over the years. The default view is a list of the newest quotes that I have hand-lettered on signs. Are you looking for something particular? To give you some ideas, look through the quotes by category. If you see a subject that you are interested in, but not the quote you are looking for, please let me know. I have more, or you can suggest your own!

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Dogs
Dreaming
Faith
Family
Fishing
Friends
Garden
Golf
Grandparents
Growing Older
Halloween
Happiness
Help!
Home
Horses
House Rules
Housework
Humor
It's a New Day
It's all About Me
Just a little Crazy
Kitchen
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Life
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Men
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Advice
Pick this quote for a sign All you have to do is the next thing.  
Pick this quote for a sign Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.  
Pick this quote for a sign Be the person you needed, when you were younger.  
Pick this quote for a sign Breathe in courage; exhale fear.  
Pick this quote for a sign Build a bridge; you'll get over it.  
Pick this quote for a sign Choose kindness and laugh often.  
Pick this quote for a sign Create a habit of being grateful.  
Pick this quote for a sign Do no harm, but take no crap.  
Pick this quote for a sign Everything is figureoutable.  
Pick this quote for a sign If you can't be good example, be a dire warning.  
Pick this quote for a sign If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.  
Pick this quote for a sign It goes on.  
Pick this quote for a sign Live a life you don't need a vacation from.  
Pick this quote for a sign Put your laundry away of I'll punch you in the face. Love, Mom  
Pick this quote for a sign Sometimes when one door closes, you need to nail a board over it.  
Pick this quote for a sign The dream is free; the hustle is extra.  
Pick this quote for a sign The Hokey Pokey Clinic… a place to turn yourself around.  
Pick this quote for a sign Throw kindness around like confetti.  
Pick this quote for a sign Today is a good day for a good day.  
Pick this quote for a sign Wake up and be awesome.  
Pick this quote for a sign What doesn’t kill you, usually hurts really bad and takes a really long time to heal.  
Pick this quote for a sign Your speed doesn’t matter; forward is forward.  
Art
Pick this quote for a sign Being an artist doesn’t mean you can, it means you have to.  
Beach
Pick this quote for a sign Dear Beach, I think of you all the time.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.  
Pick this quote for a sign Saltwater heals everything.  
Cats
Pick this quote for a sign A cat is just a bundle of purr.  
Pick this quote for a sign A cat pours his body on the floor like water.  
Pick this quote for a sign All guests must be approved by the cat.  
Pick this quote for a sign Anyone who believes what a cat tells him, deserves all he gets.  
Pick this quote for a sign Beware of frolicking cats.  
Pick this quote for a sign Cats are kindly masters, as long as you remember your place.  
Pick this quote for a sign Cats don’t like change without their consent.  
Pick this quote for a sign Dogs have their day, but cats have 365.  
Pick this quote for a sign Meow is like aloha. It can mean anything.  
Pick this quote for a sign Meow means woof, in cat.  
Pick this quote for a sign My cat is not insane; she's just a really good actress.  
Pick this quote for a sign Time spent with a cat is never wasted.  
Pick this quote for a sign You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.  
Pick this quote for a sign You can't trust cats to watch your food.  
Chocolate
Pick this quote for a sign A chocolate tasting is like a wine tasting, only better.  
Pick this quote for a sign Chocolate is the only food to melt at exactly the same temperature as the human mouth.  
Pick this quote for a sign Chocolate makes everybody smile, even bankers.  
Pick this quote for a sign I think I'll go off someplace and eat chocolate.  
Pick this quote for a sign Money cannot buy happiness, but money can buy chocolate.  
Pick this quote for a sign Other things are just food, but chocolate's chocolate.  
Coffee
Pick this quote for a sign But first coffee.  
Pick this quote for a sign Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to drink wine.  
Dogs
Pick this quote for a sign Anyone who doesn't know how soap tastes, hasn’t washed a dog.  
Pick this quote for a sign Not to brag, but I'm a big deal to my dog.  
Family
Pick this quote for a sign I am someone's crazy aunt.  
Pick this quote for a sign Shh! Mommy is in a time out.  
Pick this quote for a sign What happens at grandma's, didn’t happen.  
Friends
Pick this quote for a sign Brothers don't always have the same last name.  
Garden
Pick this quote for a sign A garden is a friend you can talk to anytime.  
Pick this quote for a sign I dig gardening.  
Pick this quote for a sign I sleep in my house, but I live in my garden.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm off wandering in the garden someplace.  
Pick this quote for a sign OGD: Obsessive Gardening Disorder  
Growing Older
Pick this quote for a sign Act old later.  
Pick this quote for a sign I already want to take a nap tomorrow.  
Pick this quote for a sign If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead.  
Pick this quote for a sign Old is the new new.  
Pick this quote for a sign The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest.  
Help!
Pick this quote for a sign When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat, too?  
Horses
Pick this quote for a sign I have a lovely life.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm so busy, I don’t know if I found a rope or lost my horse.  
Pick this quote for a sign This is my happy place.  
Housework
Pick this quote for a sign A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.  
Humor
Pick this quote for a sign Either you love bacon or you're wrong.  
Pick this quote for a sign Ever notice how "what the hell?" is always the right answer?  
Pick this quote for a sign I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 1000 of something.  
Pick this quote for a sign I shaved my legs for this?  
Pick this quote for a sign I wasn't born here, but I got here as fast as I could.  
Pick this quote for a sign If you're not going to snort, why bother laughing.  
Pick this quote for a sign This is a private sign; please do not read.  
It's all About Me
Pick this quote for a sign Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes.  
Pick this quote for a sign I am enough.  
Pick this quote for a sign I don’t need therapy; I just need Hawaii.  
Pick this quote for a sign I don’t take naps; I accidentally hibernate.  
Pick this quote for a sign I don't have dreams; I have plans.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm already disturbed; please come in.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm not needy, I'm wanty.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?  
Pick this quote for a sign Just because I'm awake, doesn’t mean I'm ready to do stuff.  
Pick this quote for a sign One day I shall burst my buds of calm and blossom into hysteria.  
Pick this quote for a sign To hell with more; I want better.  
Pick this quote for a sign Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.  
Just a little Crazy
Pick this quote for a sign Being normal is a crazy concept.  
Pick this quote for a sign Normalcy is overrated.  
Pick this quote for a sign She was relieved to find that everyone is a little crazy.  
Pick this quote for a sign Someday chickens will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned.  
Men
Pick this quote for a sign Race car spelled backwards is still race car.  
Pick this quote for a sign Shopping with a man is like hunting with the game warden.  
Miscellaneous
Pick this quote for a sign Creativity is intelligence having fun.  
Pick this quote for a sign Fairies exist.  
Pick this quote for a sign I believe in pink, in cats, in chocolate ice cream… oh, and flip-flops.  
Pick this quote for a sign It's a flip- flop kind of life.  
Pick this quote for a sign Why is that alphabet in that order? Because of the song?  
Relationships
Pick this quote for a sign Every story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.  
Pick this quote for a sign If I had my life to do over again, I'd find you sooner, so I could love you longer.  
Pick this quote for a sign Love you more today; yesterday you sucked.  
Pick this quote for a sign They set off together with the blithe sense of wrongdoing.  
Pick this quote for a sign Together is our favorite place to be.  
Pick this quote for a sign We may not have it all together. But together we have it all.  
She …
Pick this quote for a sign A biker chick lives here.  
Pick this quote for a sign She believed she could, so she did.  
Pick this quote for a sign She finally became the person she really is.  
Pick this quote for a sign She laughed so hard, tears ran down her legs.  
Pick this quote for a sign She turned out to be who she really was.  
Pick this quote for a sign She was startled to find she was normal.  
Pick this quote for a sign She'd get lost in her own bathtub.  
Solicitors
Pick this quote for a sign No soliciting. We found Jesus, we love our vaccuum and my kid is selling the same crap you are.  
Welcome
Pick this quote for a sign Welcome to my loose interpretation of clean.  
Wine
Pick this quote for a sign I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.  
Pick this quote for a sign Wine: How classy people get drunk.  
Work
Pick this quote for a sign Boy, it sure makes the day long when you go to work on time.