Pick a Sign Quote

This page lists just some of the hundreds of quotes we have done for signs over the years. The default view lists is a list of the 100 most popular quotes that I have hand-lettered on signs. Are you looking for something particular? To give you some ideas, look through the quotes by category. If you see a subject that you are interested in, but not the quote you are looking for, please let me know. I have more, or you can suggest your own!

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To select a quote for a sign, just click on the image link provided. You will be automatically redirected to our Order page where you can select the size, style and color for your sign.

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Top 100 Quotes
Advice
Art
Beach
Bike
Cats
Chocolate
Christmas
Coffee
Cooking
Country Life
Dancing
Dog No-Nos
Dogs
Dreaming
Faith
Family
Fishing
Flowers
Friends
Garden
Golf
Grandparents
Growing Older
Halloween
Happiness
Help!
Home
Horses
House Rules
Housework
Humor
It's a New Day
It's all About Me
Just a little Crazy
Kitchen
Lavender
Life
Love
Marriage
Men
Miscellaneous
Other Places
Relationships
Relaxing
She …
Shopping
Solicitors
Take Your Shoes Off
Teacher
Welcome
Wine
Women
Work
Pick this quote for a sign A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.  
Pick this quote for a sign Domestically disabled  
Pick this quote for a sign Housecleaning cheerfully done $500 an hour  
Pick this quote for a sign Housework is evil. It must be stopped.  
Pick this quote for a sign Housework sucks  
Pick this quote for a sign Housework won't kill you, but why risk it?  
Pick this quote for a sign I don't clean house, I turn off the lights.  
Pick this quote for a sign Laundry - drop your pants here  
Pick this quote for a sign Laundry gathers here  
Pick this quote for a sign Make yourself at home. Clean my house  
Pick this quote for a sign Martha doesn't live here and that's a good thing.  
Pick this quote for a sign Martha who?  
Pick this quote for a sign My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.  
Pick this quote for a sign The maid quit yesterday - laundry services are unavailable  
Pick this quote for a sign This house is protected by a thin layer of dust  
Pick this quote for a sign You may touch the dust, but don't write in it