Pick a Sign Quote

This page lists just some of the hundreds of quotes we have done for signs over the years. The default view is a list of the newest quotes that I have hand-lettered on signs. Are you looking for something particular? To give you some ideas, look through the quotes by category. If you see a subject that you are interested in, but not the quote you are looking for, please let me know. I have more, or you can suggest your own!

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Pick this quote for a sign A balanced diet is one cookie in each hand.  
Pick this quote for a sign A day without laughter is a day wasted  
Pick this quote for a sign Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it  
Pick this quote for a sign An attitude is a terrible thing to waste  
Pick this quote for a sign Around here normal is just the setting on the dryer.  
Pick this quote for a sign Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them  
Pick this quote for a sign Boldly going nowhere  
Pick this quote for a sign Don't worry about tomorrow; today will finish you off  
Pick this quote for a sign Don't worry, Mom would approve  
Pick this quote for a sign Either you love bacon or you're wrong.  
Pick this quote for a sign Ever notice how "what the hell?" is always the right answer?  
Pick this quote for a sign Everyone is gifted, some just open the package sooner  
Pick this quote for a sign Good morning - Let the stress begin  
Pick this quote for a sign How can I get better at my video games when I have to spend seven hours a day at school?  
Pick this quote for a sign I ate my willpower  
Pick this quote for a sign I don't necessarily agree with everything I say  
Pick this quote for a sign I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 1000 of something.  
Pick this quote for a sign I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person  
Pick this quote for a sign I shaved my legs for this?  
Pick this quote for a sign I smile because I have no idea what's going on.  
Pick this quote for a sign I wasn't born here, but I got here as fast as I could.  
Pick this quote for a sign I'd exercise, but I might spill my drink  
Pick this quote for a sign If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging  
Pick this quote for a sign If you're going to be a poop, go lie in the yard  
Pick this quote for a sign If you're not going to snort, why bother laughing.  
Pick this quote for a sign Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part  
Pick this quote for a sign Laugh with abandon  
Pick this quote for a sign Laughing is jogging on the inside  
Pick this quote for a sign Left-handers are always right  
Pick this quote for a sign Life is uncertain. . . eat dessert first  
Pick this quote for a sign Live well, love much and wear red lipstick  
Pick this quote for a sign Most of us are somewhere between fabulous and stupid  
Pick this quote for a sign Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it  
Pick this quote for a sign Oh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again  
Pick this quote for a sign Some days are a waste of makeup  
Pick this quote for a sign Some days you step in it. . . some days you don't  
Pick this quote for a sign Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once  
Pick this quote for a sign Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got  
Pick this quote for a sign Sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints  
Pick this quote for a sign Spare me the drama  
Pick this quote for a sign The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix  
Pick this quote for a sign This is a private sign; please do not read.  
Pick this quote for a sign This too shall pass  
Pick this quote for a sign To err is human, to arr is pirate.  
Pick this quote for a sign To reduce stress, bang head here  
Pick this quote for a sign What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?  
Pick this quote for a sign What would Scooby do?  
Pick this quote for a sign You are agitated and confused - my work is done